Decatur, Texas

It was another tinder-dry North Texas Saturday with temperatures soaring, for way too many days, to 104 degrees in the shade. I made my way to  Decatur, Texas, the County seat of Wise County. Decatur was named for a young naval officer, Stephen Decatur, who found fame in the Barbary War of 1802. He was a young 1^st Lieutenant on the USS Essex. Commodore Dale’s squadron sailed into the Mediterranean with the mission to confront the Barbary pirates operating out of North Africa who were routinely attacking American shipping, stealing cargoes and often holding crews for huge ransoms (sound familiar?).

In December of 1803, the USS Enterprise along with the USS Constitution confronted and captured a Tripoltian ketch Mastico. It was named Intrepid and Decatur was given command. He then masterminded a daring attack to deny the enemy one of our captured ships, USS Philadelphia by boarding and setting the Philadelphia on fire right under their noses in Tripoli harbor. Decatur was rewarded for his efforts by being promoted to Captain making the 25-year-old LT. the youngest Captain in the US Navy. This bold event gave the American’s the advantage and on a second attack in 1804, after a very effective bombardment of the city and further destruction of the Tripolian fleet, The Navy brought an end to the conflict and a surrender of the Bashaw of Tripoli (now Morocco) in 1805 and added a stanza to the Marine Hymn.

Originally named Taylorsville, early town pioneer Colonel Absolam Bishop petitioned to change the town's name to Decatur after becoming disappointed with the performance of the town’s namesake, President Zachary Taylor. The area was originally settled by the Wichita Indians, which was the case when Coronado and his band of merry men rolled through in 1540. The first white settler was Sam Woody who built his log cabin in 1854. The original cabin was moved from its Deep Creek location to the grounds of the Wise County Museum where I started my visit. The cabin had undergone a recent refitting with new mud and straw chinking between the timbers. Looked like it could use some air-conditioning.

The Wise County Heritage Museum is located inside of what originally was the Northwest Baptist College. The school operated from 1892 to 1965 when it moved to Dallas and became Dallas Baptist University. The Wise County Historical Society took the place over in 1967, raised funds and have been restoring it ever since. The three-story building houses the complete collection of Wise County agricultural, industrial, and military as well as the everyday life of its residents.





Motto of the 131st Field Artillery

On the second floor is the Museum’s prize collection representing the actions and history of the 131^st Field Artillery and survivors of the USS Houston CA-30. The 131^st is the famed “Lost Battalion” of WWII who shared Japanese POW status with the survivors of the Houston after their defeat under Dutch command in Java. The Houston was a heavy cruiser launched in 1929 and part of America’s Asiatic fleet sent in as a last ditch (and historians say ill advised) effort to help the Dutch and the British protect the Netherlands East and Australia against the overwhelming force of the Japanese fleet.


The 2^nd Battalion of the 131^st Field Artillery (made up mostly of volunteers from Wise, Jack and Montague counties in Texas) were thrown into the battle under-equipped and without the possibility of relief or rescue once they landed on Java to support the Dutch. On January 11^th, 1942, 35 days after the start of the war at Pearl Harbor, the Dutch capitulated and the 131^st were interned.

On February 28^th, the Houston was sent to halt a land invasion by the Japanese, which became the Battle of the Java Sea. A valiant but one-sided battle ensued and every ship, including the Houston was sunk.  Of the 1011 men aboard the Houston, only 368 made it off the ship and were taken prisoner. Of the 558 men who landed on Java, 534 became prisoners of war.

Both groups of men ended up being held in camps in Thailand, which was, became the force of workers who would build the Burma Railway and the infamous Bridge over the River Kwai. They suffered under unimaginable conditions for 42 months before repatriation at the end of the war.

USS HOUSTON CA-30

The 131^st was considered the “Lost Battalion” because for most of their internment, the Japanese never disclosed the Battalion had been captured or allowed the Red Cross in to allow the exchange of mail or communication with family. Of the 902 men from both the 131^st and the Houston taken prisoner, 668 were brought to Burma for work on the railroad and 133 died working on the railroad. After completion of the railroad, they were then dispersed throughout Asia as far away as Manchuria in China before being repatriated.

The survivors of the Houston and the 131^st organized a “Lost Battalion Association” in 1945 and have held reunions ever since. Unfortunately, like many of America’s “Greatest Generation”, there are only about 22 surviving members left today. Oh yeah, the movie was crap, the bridge wasn't blown up by sappers, it was bombed by B-24 Liberator bombers in early 1945. At the end of the war, as part of Japanese reparations to the Kingdom of Siam, they rebuilt the bridge where it exists today.

A word about the room where the Lost Battalion exhibit is. Clearly, the room is sacred and holds a huge amount of memorabilia about WWII and specifically both the Battalion and the Houston. It is the only exhibit room with its own door (which is locked when other events take place in the Museum’s restored College Auditorium) and is the only exhibit room that is air-conditioned. The room’s contents run from glass cases to stacks of books and newspapers you can just pick up and peruse. Literally, I was in possession of page after page of 1940s newspapers chronicling all the events of the war as well as articles about things reported about everyday life during the war years in Texas. School awards, openings of new businesses, births and deaths of residents and soldiers in battle. Reams of yellowed and tattered pages just lying about. It spoke not only to the deep reverence the Historical Society has for these men but a commentary of how the men and their experience will one-day disappear. It’s our job not to forget them or their struggle.

I left the museum and rode east on E. Hale Ave. to one of the last remaining remnants of the Tourist Camps of the 1920s and 30s. At the intersection of Hale Ave. and US Highways 287/81, is a pristine example of a camp, the forerunner of the modern-day Motel. Back in 1927, a local businessman, C.F. Boydston, put in a gas station to provide services to the motoring public. The newfound freedom of having your own automobile was also a great way to vacation and camp. These early RVers would just pull off the road in their Model A Fords or new Chevrolet and pitch tents on the side of the road. Mr. Boydston saw potential and began allowing travelers to use his property around the station to put up their tents and light campfires to cook with. In 1931 he put up three wood cabins and by 1935 he had refaced his gas station and the cabins using petrified wood rock he had acquired.

A lunchroom was added in 1929 and a second floor was added to accommodate small hotel rooms. It was covered in petrified wood in 1935 and renamed the Texas Café. More cabins and garages were added completing the complex we see today. It was operated by the family until 1988.  No longer an operating motel and gas station, the restaurant still operates as the Whistle Stop Café harking back to the times the railroad used to stop to allow travelers and employees to get a bite to eat. Unfortunately, it’s only open Monday through Friday and not on this hot Texas Saturday.

Well, my hopes dashed to experience the menu at the Whistle Stop, I had to return to downtown Decatur to the next area favorite, Sweetie Pie’s Ribeyes restaurant at the corner of W. Main and State Street. Sweetie Pie’s is part of the well known Vinyard family’s "Bubba’s/Babe’s"  restaurant chain and, like Babe’s, has an old town family style feel to it.

In 1993, Paul and Mary Beth Vinyard opened the first Babe's in Roanoke, Texas, “Bubba” is Paul’s nickname. "Babe" is Mary Beth's nickname; she developed the recipes so they named the restaurant Babe's. Lot’s of home-style cooking which generally involve copious amounts of grease, gravy and grits. The best biscuits you have ever had are deposited on the table when you’re seated and call to you to be buttered up and consumed.

According to legend, “Sweetie Pie” is the name Babe (keep up, that’s Mary Beth) would like to name her pet bull (if she ever gets one). Sweetie Pie’s building was constructed in approximately 1884 and 1885. It burned sometime between 1925 and 1950 (nobody can narrow the time frame down?), reducing it from a 2-story rock building to a 1-story building with stucco. The stone walls are between 18” and 22” thick. On this day, I noticed the longhorn steer head on the wall had a placard stating this was “Sweetie Pie” but had a note attached stating it was actually Sweetie Pie’s cousin Grady. I asked my server about this who politely informed me it was because Sweetie Pie had been sent out for cleaning and Grady had been brought in as a stand-in. OK.

The menu is extensive and involves the Babe’s traditional family style of multiple courses laid out on your table with frequent refills to satisfy your cravings. I was a family of one and had their signature “Chicken Fried Chicken Sandwich” which came with any side but realizing I was about to exceed my entire caloric intake for the week, got a handsome house salad. When the sandwich  arrived, the table creaked under its weight. This thing stood about five inches tall and had a beautiful golden battered fried chicken breast at its center. I’m not lying when I report I had to cut it in half and could only eat one portion before boxing the rest and rolling myself out of that place. Thank God I didn’t get the fries.

Launched back into the blazing noonday sun, I was met by the Courthouse Square and face-to-face with the Wise County Courthouse at its center. Some of you may recall my time at the Ellis County Courthouse in Waxahachie, Texas. Well this is Ellis County’s older sister. Wise County suffered three courthouse burnings in the early 1850s and after the third fire in January of 1895, the County contracted with J. Riley Gordon for the fourth courthouse we see today. Two years later, Riley contracted and built the Waxahachie Courthouse.

Folks, they built this thing for a grand total of $110,000.00 using a windlass to hoist the beautiful pink Burnet County granite blocks using donkeys as the engine to pull the ropes and lift the loads. It must have been and still is a polished diamond in the rough of bucolic Decatur.

 

I headed north from downtown to locate  the most extensive War Memorial I have ever encountered in my travels thus far, the Wise County Veteran's Memorial Park.

On the lot of a former 1895 church parsonage and then a Hospital in 1935, Decatur built a block-long altar to all those who have fallen from every conflict American’s have ever sent combatants to. I’m talking from the earliest Indian conflicts during colonization to the Revolution, the Barbary Wars, WWI, WWII, the Cold War, Korea, Vietnam, Granada, Panama and both Middle East conflicts on a series of stone monuments and placards, no stone is left unturned. Within this circle of honor is the center piece monument to the Lost Battalion and the USS Houston with the obligatory eternal flame flickering between the US and Texas flags.  It’s very moving that such a large exhibit exists in such a small town. It really encapsulates the reverence and patriotism the residents have ensconced in this place.

My path home was along US 380 which skirts North Texas east to west. I am a cronic Historic Marker reader and have been known to do a rapid deceleration (eliciting a sudden gasp from the wife), slam it into reverse and skitter backwards to the break in the trees or bend in the fence where the marker is displayed. Here was that opportunity and, to the shagrin of the unfortunate diesel pick up riding my bumper, my departure from the asphalt was heralded by a loud airhorn and a friendly wave-off from the driver (was that a #1 sign or something more sinister).

Yes, it was Texas Historic Marker gold and what I (and many historians) refer to as a "Washington Slept Here" moment. Here was a landmark sign at US 380 and County Road 2311 indicating that Jesse James and the boys had utilized a patch of land south of the south road edge of what is now US 380 as a hideout camp in our beautiful North Texas. OK...the camp was 1 MILE further south of the signs location but an historic coup if there ever was.

Now I am a closet Jesse James fan but Holy Cow! An historic marker for a spot that I couldn't even see and was obscured by a stand of trees. My imagination ran wild as I contemplated Jesse and the boys rustling up some grub from a hard day holding up trains and banks and visualizing the smoke from their fire wafting up above the tree line I was holding in my gaze. It was almost like I was there. NOT!

Having sampled much of what Decatur is and has to offer, I again put the 4 Runner into drive and made my way back to Frisco to face my next challenge, lawn maintenance with an outside temperature of 104. Can’t wait.

Movie Log: The Help

I am not an accomplished movie critic, but a word about the movie “The Help”. As you may know, we are movie junkies and are regulars to our Cinemark theater because they have the best root beer and popcorn. OK, we have invested heavily in the discount refillable soda cups and popcorn bucket too. We are, after all, cheap bastards when we have to be. We normally don’t attend a movie on the week it premiers but it was a very hot day at the Saraceni Summer (Fall, Winter and Spring) residence and it was the only movie I could tell raised up to my level of intelligence that we hadn’t already seen. I couldn’t bring myself to watch the prequel to Planet of the Apes, Glee in 3D, two guys swapping their bodies and lives (already done) and let’s not forget Smurfs in 3D. And when did we have to suffer through preview after preview of new television shows . It’s the movies for God sake!

The Help is not what you expect. It is not (as my co-worker Tameka pointed out) a Harry Potter movie which follows the book but more a sense of how the book came about. The characters are there but it is more historical than personal. I have not read the book by Kathryn Stockett but I do now.

My daughter first noticed that, as the theater filled up, the crowd appeared to be made up of older folks. Happily, there were many young people present who needed to see this but I saw lots of grey-haired types gingerly making their way up the steep steps to their seats. I wasn’t sure if they were there to relive the past or condemn it but, if they were locals, these folks would have been the demographic of the period the movie addresses. 

Set in 1962-1963 Jackson, Mississippi, the movie takes you for a very serious and sometimes humorous look at the rise of the civil rights movement through the actions and eyes of the African American maids just slightly removed from indentured servitude who cleaned the homes and raised the children of the white wealthy families of Jackson.

Skeeter is the impressionable and clearly anti-racist young woman fresh out of Ole’Miss with a desire to become a great writer taking a job as a copy writer for the local paper. In her role there, she decides to write a piece about the secret lives of Jackson’s wealthiest families through the eyes of their maids. A journey which boldly demonstrates both the influence of the African American experience on these families as well as the blatant racism holdovers of plantation life, the Civil War and Jim Crow laws of the late 1800s that still gripped the deep south well into the late 1960s (some say those days haven’t quite left us yet).

The two lead roles for the maids are Aibileen and Minny (aptly played by Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer respectively) who take us on a roller coaster of emotions as we watch them, at once, single-handedly run the homes and lives of their employers (or owners depending on your perspective), tend to their own families and the resulting dehumanizing emotional and physical abuse they receive because of their race and perceived lack of place in society. It really makes you want to throw something at the screen when this happens. Bring extra napkins, there wasn’t a dry eye in the house.

Now, I can only hope the author was being sincere when she threw in a smattering of characters who could clearly see the handwriting on the wall and could see that a partied was heading for the door. But they were outnumbered, if you will, by the times they were in and it was more a demur than a real protest. But, like all societal changes, it had to start somewhere. 

I enjoyed the movie a lot, even in those uncomfortable moments when your own race were acting like complete asses on the screen. You really get to hate them and the ignorance they carried around with them like Coleridge’s Albatross. I spent most of my life in what I felt was a pretty enlightened part of the world (Southern California) but I did understand the tensions within the minority communities in my hometown and was made aware, on several occasions, that racism was still alive and well even there in the late 20^th Century. Most folks in police work would tell you it’s a constant issue wherever you work.

Now that I’m in Texas, I see that the pall of southern racism still simmers at a low temperature and although the world is changing, the remnants of racist policies still hang in the air like summer humidity. There are days it isn’t present but then there are days it’s so thick, you could cut it with a knife. Old sensibilities and attitudes are hard to break but things are getting better.

As an amateur historian, I loved how they were able to interject the civil rights movement into the story without beating us over the head with it. References to the King marches in Atlanta and Birmingham, the assassination of Kennedy and Medgar Evers in 1963 were almost subtle to a fault yet provided the historical relevance of the movie in that struggle in that slice of Jackson, Mississippi.

Here’s my advice. Don’t go to see it as a commentary on race relations or the civil rights movement. See it as a period piece which has, as its central theme, how a small group of people can empower themselves to change the way they live and how people perceive one another. Even if it hurts.

Two things to watch out for, Minny’s pies and “Minny don’t burn no chicken!” See you at the movies.

Sea Life Aquarium Grapevine, Texas

One day I was happily thumbing through one of our Texas travel magazines and saw that a new aquarium was opening up in nearby Grapevine, Texas. The new Sea Life Aquarium is located in, of all places the Grapevine Shopping Mall. I have no real problem with it being at a mall, except this same mall has a Legoland Discovery Center and an AMC theatre right across from each other. When we got there at 3 p.m., the parking lot for the entire mall was full which required us to join the other cars stalking a spot. Dianna’s eagle eye caught an escaping SUV pulling out on only our second turn around the northeast lot by the Aquarium. I might add, this was day 29 of the 100+ temperature days in the Metroplex and everybody without an air conditioner (and maybe those who did) was at the mall.

When I first researched the aquarium, I noted you could buy tickets cheaper online. Kids under two are free, kids 3-12 are $12.75 and 13+ were $16.15. At the door, kids are $15 dollars and 13+ are $19. Point is, you save on cash and the wait. Online tickets basically walk-in. Those waiting to buy at the door wait in a swirling line of overheated parents and screaming kids for HOURS. If you want to maintain your sanity, get the online tickets. I’m not sure about weekdays, we were there on a Saturday and the online tickets go fast. Book several days in advance. I was able to pick my time to enter three days before.

But, we are aquarium snobs. We come from San Diego, home of Sea World (long before San Antonio got theirs) and the Birch Aquarium at Scripps and the on Cannery Row Monterey Aquarium. We’ve seen some aquariums. Dianna loves looking at the fish and sea life. It brings back memories of home.

But let’s be fair. Sea Life is a multi-national company, which has aquariums all over the world and just recently came to America. Clearly, they are trying to get to the masses by choosing to open small aquariums in places like malls to get their message to about conservation and protecting the world’s oceans. I’m OK with that.

Sea Life has put together a diverse bunch of commonly identifiable fish and crustaceans that attracts and holds the attention of their demographic. Little people between say 3 to 12 years of age. Lots of bright and colorful displays and lots of little cute fish. And some sharks to get the “Shark Week” bunch to come in. I went to see their much-touted “360° Ocean Tunnel”. The tunnel is a walk-through lane with an arching acrylic glass at the bottom of their largest tank with sharks and fish continuously wandering by.

Throughout the aquarium, you pass through all your different food groups, Turtles, Rays, Sea Horses, Crabs, Eels and Octopus. So you have your Reef Sharks, Cownosed Stingrays, Common Octopus (are there any uncommon Octopi?), Jellyfish, Bonnethead Shark, Zebra Shark, Bowmouth Guitar Fish, Ribbon Sea Dragons, Big bellied Seahorse (so he has a weight problem, isn’t it cruel to label them like that?), Moray Eel, Nemo (Clownfish), Lionfish, and Starfish. The Shark Walk takes you to a room with a glass floor so you can stand over the shark tank as they glide silently under you like a 007 movie.

Oh yeah, I would have better pictures but you can’t use a flash or you become lunch in the Shark exhibit. But check out the website….I’m guessing the shots they got were with a flash.

What is cool is that they’ve done a pretty good job of making it kid friendly. Most of the exhibits are at eye level for little people and don’t require parents having to hold the kids up to windows, or what have you. There are exhibits where the little guys can crawl into the bottom of a tank and look from the inside like a deep-sea diver to watch the fish. There’s supervised “tidal pools” where they can touch or pick up a sea urchin. There’s always a kid activity in the area like one of those climbing play places like McDonalds to burn off some energy. At the end is a video where Sea Life Inc. tells their story of saving turtles, breeding programs and beach clean ups and how you can get involved at the local level.

Dianna contemplating the Rays

All in all a really worthwhile field trip if you don’t mind the crowds. The wife and I agreed that it was so crowded, you really couldn’t spend a lot of time at each exhibit or languish in the tunnel to wait for your favorite fish to go by. There was a kind of “keep up with the flow” sense of movement because of the crowding that took place whenever there was a bottleneck or stoppage. Probably better during a slow time or coming during the week could have avoided this. I wouldn’t mind going again at a more serene time.

Rangers Baseball

As many of you may know, I am not a sports guy. Occasionally I follow a hot football playoff series, Super bowl, Pennant race or Series but I’m not a dedicated fan. I don’t live for seeing a certain team in the lead or get in heated conversations about who has the best talent or struggle under the delusion that my life revolves around the machinations of a bunch of overpaid jocks who’s main talent is the throwing, hitting, catching of an object covered in leather or running into each other in the hopes of disabling the other human being.

OK, my real problem with viewing professional sports stems from a distinct dislike, almost abhorrence to standing in line for anything. I refuse to wait in a parking lot queue and hunting for that elusive parking space which doesn’t require hiking shoes and a canteen to get to the stadium. Or a drive-thru line or waiting outside of a restaurant holding that ridiculous vibrating and/or talking plastic disk annoyingly announcing, “Your table is now available.” I have poured over the lengths of checkout lines to gage how much sooner I could get checked out. Usually resulting in getting behind the lady with all the coupons and sadly watching the other customers I thought I was going to beat, leave before me. OK, I’m a convenience snob.

I have attended a game or two in my past. Usually with a diehard sports fan who can quote me statistics and can answer the Diamond Vision trivia question of who won the Heisman trophy for 1989. This has usually involved a free ticket because they couldn’t convince anyone else to go with them. This too is the result of a deep-seated trauma of always being the last guy picked for the team. I know I’m not the preferred choice, just the last one.

That said, my family is well aware of my quirkiness in this area and we have dodged this bullet on several occasions. Once in awhile, someone has a senior moment and they ask me along to a game. In this instance, my daughter was asked by her boss, Tracie, to accompany her and her betrothed, Barry, to a Rangers Game. Tracie has season tickets and asked Nicole along. OK, the free ticket requirement has been met and, although she is my daughter, I’m still wondering if she didn’t pick me because all her other friends weren’t available. Old feelings die-hard.

Fan adding to the ambiance

There is another wrinkle I forgot to mention. This is a really nice, modern, outdoor stadium. No covered or rollback roofs. Nope, this baby is an open-air stadium. Let me remind my audience, this stadium is in  Arlington, Texas in the middle of what could be another record year for days with temperatures exceeding 100 degrees.

When Nicole approached me about this about two weeks earlier, I noted the weather trend was warming and the forecast was triple digit. I broached the subject over a dinner we were having and I was assured the seats were under an upper deck and we would experience cool gentle breezes wafting from the facilities overhead fans.  After all, it was a “night game” and wouldn’t start until 7 in the evening. We would be kicking back in our seats and even be able to enjoy an ice cream in a cup in the shape of a batter’s helmet. In the days before the game, I was conjuring up visions of foot long hotdogs, fries and a refreshing ice filled drink enjoying one of America’s favorite pastimes.



Let me set the stage. On the appointed Sunday, the temperature at 7 p.m. was 101 degrees with about 45% humidity. Built in 1994 and costing about $191 million, Texas Rangers Stadium (formerly Ameriquest Field) is a 270 acre facility that took two years to build and can hold about 49,000 people. Attendance that night was about 23,000. We had really great seats on the 13^th row up from the right center field wall, well under the upper deck and far away from any railings.

That was Dianna’s requirement since the second fall of a spectator  while trying to retrieve a ball thrown up to him by Josh Hamilton, a player for the Rangers. Yeah, like I was going to be reaching out into space to snag the winning run or something. It would most likely glance off my hand and wind up in the capable hands of some smug Little Leaguer who would then scoff at my feeble attempt. He might even add insult to injury by feeling sorry for me and handing it back just in time for the JumboTron to catch the moment for all to see.

 

But I digress. Here, seated in the place where the Giants took the trophy to the city by the Bay for their first time, in 2010. Tim Lincecum was wicked on the mound, Edgar Renteria broke a scoreless duel with a three-run homer in the seventh inning and San Francisco beat the Texas Rangers 3-1 in a tense Game 5 on a much cooler Monday night last October. Well, I got hungry.

The Rangers fare is typical of the 21^st century baseball stadium. Hotdogs, hamburgers, fries, soft drinks and beer, lots of beer, interspersed with tall and cold gaily-colored Margaritas. Then there are the “other” food choices. Like Nolan Ryan beef sausage, Texas steak sandwiches, Blue Bell ice cream and pretzels large enough to feed four people. Fans can order gourmet dishes like a watermelon, feta and arugula salad (Really?) or a slider with oven-roasted veggies, tomatoes and Boursin cheese spread. The menu read like something you’d see on the Food Channel. I’m sure all of this has the American Heart Association’s stamp of approval.

There’s even a specially designed beer dispensing system that fills specially designed cups with beer though a hole in the bottom. This way, vendors won't have to pour the beer by hand (God forbid!), which can cause spills or foaming. The hole is kept closed by a flat magnet, and the cups are recyclable. How cool is that?

I am a bit of a traditionalist so Nicole and I started off with a good old hot dog (She bought). A nice foot long version, not overdone and very tasty. And why can’t anybody come up with a hot dog bun that has a hinged side that holds together once it’s accepted the dog. Although I have to admit, once I doused the dog with a layer of onions and relish, I may have exceeded the performance envelope of the bread. Still, can’t somebody do something about that? We can send men to the Moon but…..

While waiting for our dogs, I couldn’t help noticing the folks walking by with heaping boxes of these huge sweet potato fries. The term “fries” is not descriptive enough. We’re talking beautiful orange potato “wedges”. Think miniature churros. After downing my dog, I ran back and ordered up a batch of sweet potato fries. Herein lies the problem (refer to paragraph two). I had to wait in line, a long line. And then I discovered they didn’t have any sizzling away in anticipation of orders but tossed in one order at a time into the fryer.

Though noble in practice (nobody likes oily, overcooked fries), when you’ve got a line of hungry fans making multiple orders of fries, it got pretty confusing pretty quickly. Mind you, they made regular fries, garlic/cheese fries and sweet potato fries and only had two fry baskets to work with. Only two. I don’t believe a true production study (“A continuous study of relatively lengthy duration often made with the object of checking an existing or proposed standard time or its constituent parts, or obtaining information concerning the rate of output”) was ever conducted by this vendor. Literally, the cashier took an order, called it out to the fryers who took a handful of fries and tossed them into an empty fryer. It would take about five minutes to finish a batch, drain and pour the fries onto a plate and deliver them to the waiting customer. There was no accountability and the whole process really boiled down to the patrons keeping track of their own order. It was bedlam.

After being passed over once by a rather large, hungry (and scary) man who grabbed an order I was reaching for, it was survival of the fittest and I snatched the next batch out of the reach of a young Hispanic woman who, I noted, had not consulted the fashion police before she left the house in those ugly too-tall high heels and that slightly confining bright red tube top.

Coveting my prize like a five-point Buck over the hood of my pickup truck (hey, it’s Texas), I navigated my way back to our seats and Nicole and I shared a bonding moment dipping fry after fry in a vat of ketchup. It doesn’t get any better than that. Ok, it’s not your grandfather’s idea of a day at the baseball park, but it will have to do. In her later years, Nicole will be able to reflect on that moment and hopefully think fondly of her old man shoveling sweet potato fries into his pie hole and knocking back a large lemonade behind the right field wall. Truly, a Norman Rockwell moment.

We then stood for the Canadian and American National Anthems. Yeah, the Canadian National Anthem, “O Canada” the lyrics were originally in French in 1880 and translated into English in 1906 (they couldn't find anybody to do it sooner?).

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Brings a tear to the eye doesn’t it? Although, I must admit, the French version is much more moving. Then listened to the announcer read off the player rosters for the evening. It must have been the heat because the game kind of sputtered along all night. In the heat, Toronto seemed the most enthusiastic (go figure) while the Rangers just couldn’t get it together. It was scoreless until the sixth when Toronto brought in the only three runs of the game. Of course, whenever you broach the subject of a lackluster game, inevitably the response is, “Well, you should have been here last night.” Which, unfortunately, was true. The prior game with the Blue Jays was a heart stopper in which the Rangers were able to pull it out in the bottom of the ninth by scoring two runs, winning 5-4. It’s the luck of the draw.

Tracie and Nicole

As we approached the last inning, still 3 runs back, Nicole’s boss and benefactor Tracie, grabbed Barry’s baseball cap, turned it inside out and replaced the hat, bill looking up at an odd angle, back on his head. Tracie looked over at me and gave me the, “Well?” look through her beer goggles. I asked her why she had done what appeared to be a senseless act of meanness to her betrothed. Tracie said it was the “Rally Cap”. It seems, in Ranger Fan circles, when the team gets in trouble, you reverse your cap in some ancient Druid ritual to rally the team into performing. Tracie gestured that I do the same.

Note the dearth of "Rally Caps" in the crowd

Not wanting to shirk from a challenge to my manhood, and in the full view of my now cringing daughter, I reversed my hat and placed it on my head. Now, Barry had a canvas hat which, I believe, lends itself to reversal. I, on the other hand, had a more modern reinforced front panel and rigid material to my South Carolina Gamecocks (Go Fighting Cocks) cap. Let’s just say, it just didn’t look right. And as I surveyed my surroundings, I did not see another reversed hat in the lot. I think I was hood winked.

Nonetheless, our meager efforts were for naught as the end of the game did not bring victory. There was no joy in Arlington — the mighty Ranger has struck out.

As we joined the throngs of disappointed fans shuffling out to the street at 10 p.m., the temperature had cooled to a bone-chilling 98 degrees making the long walk back to our car further dampening our clothing and spirits. Once the air conditioner took hold, it was a relatively quick jaunt to the freeway and home. Certainly a night to remember and a great use of father/daughter quality time.  It’s been a while since my last Padre game at Petco. All kidding aside, there is always something magical about walking into that large stadium as one would enter a large cathedral, at once, awe inspiring and somehow comforting, stirring up old memories of similar times with friends and family. And let’s face it, because it’s America.

We’re baseball like Canada is hockey and Mexico is soccer. It’s in our DNA and helps us define ourselves within a world of cultures that we can’t always grasp. Like baseball, we’re about fairness, rule of law and most of all, team spirit. It is about winning and losing but everybody gets to play, no matter who you are or where you come from. And I like it. Thank you Tracie and Barry for asking us along and thanks Nicole, for taking your old man to a game.

"Kilroy was here" and The Gork

Something unique about sharing what you believe is a mastery of literary brilliance, is the fact that, once you hit the “Post” button to expose your genius to the Internet, there is always someone smarter and more knowledgeable than you around every corner. And I am big enough to admit my errors in the face of overwhelming evidence.

An observation I made about the legend of “Kilroy was here” in my posting of my visit to the Audie Murphy and American Cotton Museum in Greenville, Texas drew the ire of WWII veteran, Frank Hinkle Sr. Here is his exchange with his son, Frank Jr. who cruelly forwarded it to me just as I was about to seat myself on top of the laurels I had placed upon my easy chair on a hot and humid Texas Sunday afternoon: 

“That was interesting about the term "Kilroy was here"  and that drawing was often found with the phrase.  However that was not Kilroy.  That was a "Gork", actually a lowly Gork and a male.  If he had been of higher rank he would have been a "Sprocket eyed Gork"  and if it had been a high ranking female Gork, it would have had "Sprocket eyes"  and one single hair sticking strait up, with a large bow attached.  She also would be saying "Yoiks".  Please keep your history straight and don't confuse the two different pieces of WWII grafitti.  I've been there.”

I hate not getting it right, so I did some research and discovered the figure has roots all the way back to WWI and may have been an Australian creation of the 1^st Australian Imperial Force (AIF). Their graffiti read,” Foo was here”. The “Foo” was considered, by many, as a gremlin, which wreaked havoc among electronic and mechanical devices. In America, he was referred to as Smoe, Clem, Flywheel, Private Snoops, Overby, The Jeep. He’s “Sapo” (nosy) to the Chileans. There’s even a website dedicated to the graffiti at http://www.kilroywashere.org/ .

The figure was initially known in Britain as "Mr Chad". In the army Chad was known as “Private Snoops”, and in the Navy he was called “The Watcher”. Chad would appear with the slogan "Wot, no sugar", or a similar phrase bemoaning shortages and rationing. HHe often appeared with a single curling hair that resembled a question mark and with crosses in his eyes. Chad might have first been drawn by British cartoonist George Edward Chatterton in 1938. Chatterton was nicknamed "Chat", which may then have become "Chad." He has a very strong resemblance to the popular Popeye character, Alice the Goon, which first appeared in 1933. As I wandered around the Internet, I could see there are so many places the graffiti has been seen at from WWI to the Gulf Wars it would take volumes to document all of them.

When I asked Pat Tillery of KilroyWasHere.org, a noted expert in the field, he replied:

“I’ve heard of Smoe and Chad and even Luke the Spook but, sadly no Gork.  I would, though.  Please ask your friend for more details.”

Patrick A. Tillery

KilroyWasHere.org

Editor@KilroyWasHere.org

To the Senior Hinkle, have pity on me. Like many of his generation, my Dad saw the approaching conflict and volunteered in 1940. He was an Army Pacific War veteran and was, unfortunately, one of those veterans who made it a policy to never talk about his time in the war. He was very proud of that service and very humble about the lives he may have taken in the process. When I see things like Kilroy and other folklore in WWII, it makes me think of my Dad and the stories he did tell of his days in 1940's Hawaii prior to his deployment, some of the islands he "visited" during the war and his glancing involvement in early radio and radar technology. He passed away in 2003.

My Dad was one of those “Greatest Generation” members who passed into history without (despite my best efforts) passing on his contribution to his family. Every time I read about or learn a new piece of military history or about America in the 30’s and 40’s, I still wish I could ask my Dad at our next visit for his recollections but, sadly, I know I can’t do that anymore. I am buoyed by the fact (and a little jealous) that my good friend Frank, and an ever-decreasing number of others, still have this invaluable resource to ask when they can.

Texas Ranger Museum, Waco, Texas

Texas Ranger lore dates the first rangers to 1823, when Stephen F. Austin employed ten men to act as rangers to protect 600 to 700 newly settled families who arrived in Texas following the Mexican War of Independence. Austin called for, "ten men...to act as rangers for the common defense...The wages I will give said ten men is fifteen dollars a month payable in property." The Rangers were formally constituted in 1835. Their pay was officially set at $1.25 a day and they were to elect their own officers.

After the Texas Revolution, the Rangers were brought back to act as a force to protect the new Republic against rogue Native American groups and were instrumental in helping U.S. forces in the Mexican-American War of 1846 at the Battle of Monterrey in September 1846.

Early Rangers were required to provide their own horses and equipment. They fought battles in which they were often outnumbered by as much as 50-to-1, so it was common for each man to carry multiple pistols, rifles and knives. The more modern day Rangers had to provide their own car, horse, and saddle, though the newly formed Texas Department of Safety (DPS) issued horse trailers. Back then, Rangers were paid automobile mileage and furnished a Colt .45 and a lever-action Winchester .30 caliber rifle by the state. Today's Rangers travel by government cars, airplanes or helicopters and occasionally by horse.

Modern Rangers have the benefit of state-of-the-art weaponry and other equipment. Each Ranger is furnished a semi-automatic handgun, 12-gauge shotgun and a semi-automatic rifle. Rangers are not issued uniforms, they dress as they need to (how cool is that?). A Ranger in Dallas might wear a suit and tie while a Ranger assigned to a rural area would likely choose Western wear. White Western hats, big belt buckles and western boots are the traditional standard.

The Texas Republic was one of Sam Colt’s earliest and biggest customers. Sam built them a Colt .36 cal Paterson “Texas” five-shot revolver, a weapon the Rangers used with deadly effect in defense of the Texas frontier. Today they get State issued vehicles and equipment. The standard issue is a .357 Sig P226 but most like the ubiquitous Colt .45 auto-loader usually pimped out with inlays and fancy grips. You can carry anything you can qualify with.

For most of the 1860s, Rangers continued to keep the Native Americans in check and many of them had time to join the Confederacy in the war of northern aggression (TWONA). In 1870 (reconstruction years), the Rangers were replaced by a Federal police force which never really had much public support (Damn Yankees!) and a new Ranger force was recommissioned by Governor Coke in 1873.

Observers point out that Rangers during the late 1800s did some pretty ugly things. In particular, Leander H. McNelly and his men used ruthless methods that often rivaled the brutality of their opponents, such as taking part in summary executions (that’s politically correct for hangings) and confessions induced by torture and intimidation.

This was exemplified by acts attributed to them during the Mexican Civil War of 1910. Before the decade was over, thousands of lives were lost, Texans and Mexicans alike. In January 1919, an investigation by the Texas Legislature found that perhaps as many as 5,000 people, mostly of Hispanic descent, had been killed by Rangers from 1910 to 1919, and that members of the Rangers had been involved in many acts of brutality and injustice.

One of the major problems facing the Rangers during the late 20s and 30s was bank robbery. The situation got so bad; the Texas Bankers Association offered a standing $5,000 reward for bank robbers. There was one catch….the money would be paid only for dead robbers. That is crime suppression.

The Legislature studied the problem and decided to revamp and reorganize the Rangers from a mostly political appointment job to civil service appointments. They also merged the Rangers with the Texas Highway Patrol into its current form as the Department of Public Safety.

The Rangers remain a potent but relatively small force. Today, the number of personnel is set by the Texas Legislature. As of^[update] 2010, the Texas Rangers number 144 commissioned officers in seven geographical locations; Houston is the headquarters for Company A, Garland is the headquarters for Company B (North Central Texas where I live), Lubbock is the headquarters for Company C, San Antonio is the headquarters for Company D, El Paso is the headquarters for Company E, Waco is the headquarters for Company F and McAllen is the headquarters for Company G.  The Rangers Division Headquarters is in Austin, the home of Headquarters Company H.

In its infancy, there was no Ranger Badge (“We don’t need no stinking badges!”). The wearing of badges became more common in the late 1800s. Historians have put forth several reasons for the lack of the regular use of a badge; among them, some Rangers felt that a shiny badge was a tempting target. Other historians have speculated that there was no real need to show a badge to a hostile Indian or outlaw. Who had time to ID yourself when you’re riding and shooting your way throughout the West?

Additionally, from an historical viewpoint, a Ranger's pay was so scanty that the money required for such fancy jewelry was rarely available. Nevertheless, some Rangers did wear badges, and the first of these appeared around 1875. They were locally made and varied considerably from one to another, but they invariably represented a star cut out of a Mexican silver coin (usually a five-peso coin). The design is reminiscent of Texas's Lone Star flag.

The modern-day badge of a Texas Ranger compared to the obverse and reverse of a 1948 cinco peso coin from which it is made.

The current design of the Rangers' badge was incorporated in 1962, when Ranger Hardy L. Purvis and his mother donated enough Mexican five-peso coins to the DPS to provide badges for all 62 Rangers who were working at that time as commissioned officers.

The “One Riot, One Ranger” phrase kicked around is rather misleading and subject to folklore in that, there was never actually a riot. The phrase was coined by Ranger Captain William "Bill" McDonald, who was sent to Dallas in 1896 to prevent the illegal heavyweight prizefight between Pete Maher and Bob Fitzsimmons. According to the story, McDonald's train was met by the mayor, who asked the lone (get it?) Ranger where the other lawmen were. McDonald is said to have replied, "Hell! Ain't I enough? There's only one prize-fight!" This same bravado was probably exemplified in each and every episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” starring Chuck Norris ( Honorary Texas Ranger since December, 2010), which aired from April 1993 to 2001. Other Honorary Texas Rangers are John Wayne (Big surprise there), Will Rogers and George H.W. Bush (41 not 43).

In reality, it was such a huge event. The place had attracted many celebrities of the time (think like a Tyson fight in Vegas) including most or all of the employed Rangers at the time. The problem was nobody really wanted to stop the fight but the Governor’s orders were followed and the fight ultimately took place on the Mexican side of the Rio Grande near Langtry, Texas.

Today, Rangers do what most cops do anywhere in America.....except they do it in Texas. They are still considered a para-military force under orders of the Director to “suppress all criminal activity in any given area, when it is apparent that the local officials are unwilling or unable to maintain law and order. Also upon the request or order of a judge of a court of record, Texas Rangers may serve as officers of the court and assist in the maintenance of decorum, the protection of life, and the preservation of property during any judicial proceeding; and provide protection for elected officials at public functions and at any other time or place when directed. The Texas Rangers, with the approval of the Director, may conduct investigations of any alleged misconduct on the part of other Department of Public Safety personnel”.

Typically, they assist most of the smaller agencies in their assigned sectors of the State and most often get called in when a serious crime has occurred where the smaller agency doesn’t have the expertise or resources to handle the case. The Department of Public Safety includes the State forensic laboratories that process evidence for any agency that needs it.

Folks, I cannot relate to you the number of weapons on display at the Texas Ranger Hall of Fame and Museum  in  Waco, Texas . There is room after room with glass cases crammed with hand guns, rifles, shotguns and tooled leather holsters the Rangers have had in their inventory or donated by family and friends or the retired Rangers themselves. I did try to photograph them but the dimensions of some of the rooms really wouldn’t give you a sense of the beauty of some of these weapons and leather. I only include these because they were my personal favorites but really only a small sampling of the stuff I saw.

Suffice it to say, you’ve really got to go there to appreciate the place. We did just the Museum in about three hours but if you took the time to pour over all the displays, you could easily spend the day there. Bring extra batteries, you’re camera will go dead before you’re done. Personal experience.

This is the personal 1928 Thompson Machine Gun belonging to Ranger Hardy B. Purvis. He became a Ranger in 1927 and retired as a Captain in 1956. Note the "violin case" it would have come in.


The displays are very extensive but actually, you must see the video the museum has put together. It really encapsulates the history of the Texas Rangers from Steven Austin’s call for volunteers to become Rangers to the role of today’s Texas Ranger. They even have a “Lone Ranger” exhibit of Clayton Moore’s stuff he used in the filming of the series from 1949-1957. The son of the series’ original writer, Fran Striker, donated original prints and memorabilia from the period.

We will be going back. We found a great place to stay, the Bed and Breakfast on White Rock Creek  . There are still museums to wander through (like Baylor’s Mayborn Museum ) and restaurants to try. As soon as the weather cools, which, at this rate, might be sometime in December, we’re heading back.